Afterlife Department Store T-Shirt — Spooky Retro Funeral Humor Tee

Somewhere between the funeral parlor and the front row of the spooky season sits the Afterlife Department Store, and this is the tee that gets you in the door. The vintage gothic design has that faded, well-loved look, made for the girl who plans her whole October around one great shirt, the guy whose hoodie drawer is 90% skeletons, and anyone who thinks humor is the best accessory to the afterlife.

Wear it on a pumpkin-patch run, to a scary-movie night, or on any ordinary day that needs a little more haunting. This unisex tee is a normal fit, so you can stay true to size or size up for a relaxed look.

What to expect

• Soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric that keeps its shape
• Classic unisex fit, true to size with room to size up
• Faded vintage-style gothic graphic, printed to last
• Ships made to order in 3–7 business days

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the design